They call me Mr. Fahrenheit

JESUS CHRIST.

(Under a Read More, because Jesus Christ)

For the record, you are not getting entirely Good Omens related answers for reasons previously discussed (read as: because fuck you).

 A - Your current OTP: Brillen/Kira Carsen and FemHawke/Isabela (and eternally, Aziraphale/Crowley).

B - A pairing you initially didn’t consider but someone changed your mind: Well, I wasn’t originally going to ship anyone in The Social Network, but then I read a couple fics and suddenly they ate my blog.

C - A pairing you have never liked and probably never will: …Is it bad that I can’t really think of anything? I like most pairings—or at least, there aren’t any that I vehemently hate.

D - A pairing you wish you liked but just can’t: Arthur and Ariadne. I can see why people like it, and some of the art for it is gorgeous, but to me, they’ll always be close friends. I just can’t see anything more.

E - Have you added anything stupid/cracky/hilarious to your fandom, if so, what: Please tell me that everyone’s forgotten the detergent picture.

F - What’s the longest you’ve ever been in a fandom: I was in the Naruto fandom for…three years? 

G - Do you remember your first OTP, if so who was in it: DEIDARA/SAKURA FOR ALL ETERNITY.

H - Do you prefer characters from real action series or anime series: I pick Option C: video games.

I - Has tumblr caused you to stop liking any fandoms, if so, which and why: I’m a little uncomfortable in the Supernatural fandom now because of all the wank.

J - Name a fandom you didn’t care/think about until you saw it all over tumblr: I didn’t realize there was so much love for Doctor Who until I got here! Plus, there are all the fandoms Tumblr got me into (Merlin, Sherlock, others I can’t think of at the moment).

K - How do you feel about the other people in your current fandom: Everyone in the SWTOR/Bioware fandom seems awesome so far (also, SO MUCH SILLINESS. I approve wholeheartedly.)

L - Your favorite fanartist/author gives you one request, what do you ask for: A. J. Crowley and his flaming car. Please.

M - Your favorite fanart or fanartist: Michelangelo, for his ridiculously detailed fanart of the Bible.

N - Your favorite fanfiction or fanauthor: Dante.

O - Choose a song at random, which OTP does it remind you of: “Bohemian Rhapsody,” and Aziraphale/Crowley. 

P - Invent a random AU for any fandom (we always need more ideas): A Victorian SWTOR AU, because somebody needs to draw Quinn as the world’s poshest butler.

Q - A ship you’ve abandoned and why: I can’t abandon ships. Even the Titanic. Especially the Titanic. 

R - A pairing you ship that you don’t think anyone else ships: I don’t actually think that’s possible in fandom.

S - Show us an example of your personal headcanon: I don’t…Am I supposed to write something here, or spout random facts? Here: after the events of Good Omens, Aziraphale and Crowley go for a Queen-filled drive around the country, and nobody’s car burns up. The end.

T - If you mostly have homoships, do you have any heteroships? Equal opportunity shipper here. (If you want examples, then: Eleven/River Song, Nine/Rose, FemShep/Garrus, Verre/Quinn)

U - If you mostly have heteroships, do you have any homoships? See above. Dean/Cas, Sherlock/John, Brillen/Kira, Nel/Doc (no please shut up).

V - Are you one of those fans who can’t watch anything without shipping? See, I don’t really like the tone of this question (probably because I am tired, but it’s peeved me and now I have to talk about it). I don’t shove romance where it isn’t necessary because I feel like every character has to have a love interest or I get off on it or something equally ridiculous. I do a lot of shipping, yes, because I like it and I think it adds an interesting element to stories I already enjoy. I also like speculating on friendships or familial relationships or things that are somewhere between the two, because that also adds to stories I already enjoy. So, yes, I guess I am one of “those fans” who has to ship everything and everyone. (For example: I now ship the author of this question with my foot.)

W - 5 favorite characters from 5 different fandoms: Brienne of Tarth, Jaesa Willsaam, the TSN version of Mark Zuckerberg, A.J. Crowley, and Sophie Hatter. (This is by no means a complete list, or even a top 5.)

X -  3 OTPs from 3 different fandoms: That I haven’t already listed? Fine. Mark/Eduardo, Gwen/Morgana, and Ariadne/Yusuf.

Y - A fandom you’re in but have no ships from: Uh. Um. Well.

Z - Just ramble about something fan-related, go go go: JESUS H. CHRIST, BIOWARE, COULD WE PLEASE GET SOME SORT OF SAME-SEX ROMANCE IMPLEMENTED ALREADY? AT THIS POINT, I DON’T CARE IF I HAVE TO REMAKE BRILLEN AGAIN. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE CHRISTMAS. I just want ONE of my poor characters to have SOME SEMBLANCE of a happy ending. Is that so wrong?