They call me Mr. Fahrenheit

The adventures of LJ and her Internet addiction.

penworthy:

theconsultingbitch:

thatswhattimelordsdo:

aginghipsterking:

socialismartnature:

Oh … My … God …
“Unlock her repressed Malibu Barbie fantasies and buy her a tight tank top with FEMINIST printed on the chest.”
Just when I thought I’d seen it all … MAXIM sets out to teach men a quick, 4-step process to turn a human woman into a mere plasticine homunculus. Also, obviously incredibly transphobic as the images depict a ‘masculine-looking’ woman as BAD (regardless of whether she is a feminist or not), and says the ‘cure’ for what we are to assume is a diseased woman is for men to coerce her into acting in such a way as is deemed sufficiently approximate to the male sex-fantasy.

This is an appropriate reason to hate people.

Things I would break without hesitation:
This
The author’s face
Whoever tries it



The fuck is this?

“…into an actual girl.”
An actual girl.
An actual girl.
An actual girl.
If you are the author of this drivel and are somehow reading this, I would like you to find a cactus. Approach that cactus. Take a good, long look at that cactus, and then I would like you to fuck it.

penworthy:

theconsultingbitch:

thatswhattimelordsdo:

aginghipsterking:

socialismartnature:

Oh … My … God …

“Unlock her repressed Malibu Barbie fantasies and buy her a tight tank top with FEMINIST printed on the chest.”

Just when I thought I’d seen it all … MAXIM sets out to teach men a quick, 4-step process to turn a human woman into a mere plasticine homunculus. Also, obviously incredibly transphobic as the images depict a ‘masculine-looking’ woman as BAD (regardless of whether she is a feminist or not), and says the ‘cure’ for what we are to assume is a diseased woman is for men to coerce her into acting in such a way as is deemed sufficiently approximate to the male sex-fantasy.

This is an appropriate reason to hate people.

Things I would break without hesitation:

  • This
  • The author’s face
  • Whoever tries it

The fuck is this?

“…into an actual girl.”

An actual girl.

An actual girl.

An actual girl.

If you are the author of this drivel and are somehow reading this, I would like you to find a cactus. Approach that cactus. Take a good, long look at that cactus, and then I would like you to fuck it.

(Source: thefeministhub)

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    please please please tell me this is a joke
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  7. incathedralsofourown reblogged this from tentaclesandteacups and added:
    wow. thats all i can say. wow.
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  16. fieldsofblood reblogged this from tentaclesandteacups and added:
    “an ACTUAL GIRL.” So, for example, a woman deciding not to shave makes them less of a girl? WTF.
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  18. spirianfrostvalkyrie reblogged this from kittytentacles and added:
    I hate humanity. This just tipped the iceburg.
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    ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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  23. hadesrising reblogged this from annereddington and added:
    Nothing bad with being sexy. But everything is wrong with being a whore.
  24. annereddington reblogged this from luckylittlerabbit and added:
    I’m pretty sure this is from 2003, so not a super recent article. Still, absolutely ignorant.
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    please be satire
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    It’s still a pretty mean-spirited joke. It still demonizes non-traditional female behavior that doesn’t cater to the...